Who IS the Dark Cheetah?


How does one describe the inscrutable Lee Morey, aka The Dark Cheetah? Well, here's one attempt, in the style of a Dean Rasmussen DVDVR subject header:

MILD-MANNERED LIBRARIAN BY DAY! nice claws! JAN BRADY! nihongo dekiru hito! nCo CEO! SauceKeyaholic! TORCH AND MEWF REPORTER! Jimmy Cicero mark! CROW-BASHER EXTRAORDINAIRE! Cais server from hell! KILLER BEE SCRIPT-WRITER! and other stuff I heard about Our Leader this week.


Well, since Glenn just said it all...

*grin* Oh, all right. I've been watching wrestling since sometime in the mid-1980s. That is to say, I was imprinted during the classic days of the NWA and have never quite recovered from it. (Yes, I'm still a fan of Ricky and Robert, the Rock and Roll Express. Blame my cruiserweight bias on them.)

But since discovering the Usenet newsgroup rec.sport.pro-wrestling in late 1993, I've learned a lot from (and in some cases shared a lot with) many other wrestling fans about this athletically artistic--or should that be, artistically athletic?-- predetermined "sports entertainment" that we love and hate. Or in the case of a certain WCW, love to hate.

The so-called "New Cheetah Order" started out as a semi-inside joke on that newsgroup. But as we got farther and farther into our discussions, both amongst ourselves and with others who responded to our posts, Dean, Scott, John, Glenn and I discovered the one thing we truly have in common:

the desire to share the information we had with others.

And so, thanks to the timely intervention of one Curtis Desjardins (but that's a whole 'nother story, involving two bags of Doritoes and the choking of a small horse) we've produced this motley collection of web pages we're holding together here with the virtual equivalent of bubble gum and baling wire. Hope you find them both entertaining and useful.

Uh, I guess I've spent nearly this whole page talking about the website and not about myself, haven't I?

*grin*

Guess I don't do star ratings, Best 5 of Year lists, or bios. *grin wink*

KAWADA WHO! Kandori's Box! IT'S WCW, JAKE! Free the New Japan Three, and remember that HORSEMEN DON'T GIGGLE!

BENOIT~!


Lee Morey, the Dark Cheetah, disappearing in a flash of Surly Purrfection

You can reach the Dark Cheetah at gsasuke@primenet.com





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