Benoit and Horace had a neat little match. This was pretty much why you give Benoit more money than WWF pays the Rock- if Benoit can sell and work well enough to make Horace Boulder look presentable on the first hour of Nitro, IMAGINE what he would have done with the equally-as-untalented-as-Horace Hunter Hearst Helmsley in a MAIN EVENT on Raw is War. Benoit makes Horace's spunky little tope look Ciclon Ramirez-like by flying into the guardrail like a MAN. Benoit sells for a while and then beats the shit out of the august former-FMW tag champ and we all feel as if he could beat up on him some more- y'know, for the kids. I came to the conclusion thatHorace is a very talented version of Ed Leslie, stylistically.
Chavo and Norman Smiley had a good little match eventhough Chavo blows the springboard Bulldog about as horribly as anyone ever has. There was lotsa neat roll-ups. Chavo needs to get into the big LWO angle already and get on with his career.
Jericho and Saturn was really neat until the horrible ending. Jericho did that cool springboard dropkick.
Tony Schiovonne reminds us of Cactus Jack in the WCW and we- as a nation- remember him being the Jewel in the Turd that was WCW 1990-1994 and all turn to Raw to see him actually get appreciated for putting over stiffs in the WWF that are ALMOST as horrible as the Nasty Boys and Max Pain. WCW and Sidewalk Slam Tony forgets that most actual wrestling fans would rather watch real wrestler Mick Foley read from Animal Husbandry Training Manuals than watch whatever dreck Goldber, Hogan, and Nash are serving up. I'm guessing that Tony made the biggest mistake in our sport by announcing the main event of RAW on Nitro because I see that Raw's main event stomped WCW's into the ground- ratings-wise. I mean, WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT HOGAN? I guess it was mean of WCW to bait and switch the rubes with the different Main Event than was advertised. I guess I could give a shit about the feeling of the rubes who came to see Goldberg vs Nash because if it wasn't for rubes buying into the entire style over substance of Hogan and Nash and ceding them power, it would have been a main event IIII would have wanted to see as opposed to any of the shit that floats at the top of WCW. Fuckem. You gave power to Hogan and Nash, don't cry to WorkrateTAPEboy when they crush your little mark dreams and deliver shit for the sixty-seventh week in a row for a main event. I'ma bust out crying. WCW delivered FOR ME with the lucha tag match so all the rubes can jump up my ass. WCW was GOOD to me Monday. I don't care what it did for Joe Sixpack who came to see Luger because he's BAAD. Ha Ha, I kill me.:P
HEY! DDP was feeling it and Brian Adams is still trying not to suck. Welcome to this side. Welcome to the skin of your teeth.
In the truly horrible Konnan/Steiner debacle, Charles Robinson ONCE AGIN took the MAN-SIZED ref bump- making it THREE WEEKS IN A ROW. Robinson is a king of refs.
The NWO IS BACK TOGETHER! I couldn't possibly give a hoot in hell when these two factions of total useless, no-working stiffs were at odds with each other. They've clumped all the turds into one big lump and it's about that appealing on my TV set. YOU watch it. Where's my ARSION tape...
Booker T was in a squash. I love Booker T but Booker T was in a squash. Yep.
Scott Steiner sucks. He can't even sell Konan's elementary school level offense. THIS GUY WAS IN THE SAME RING AS HIROSHI HASE? Egads does Steiner suck.
Bam Bam Bigelow when he is fired up is one of the best big men in wrestling. He HAS a list of freaky good matches that SHOULD have sucked but he bumped and wrestled for two- Bigelow dragged TAAAZ to a watchable match. And TAZ really sucks shit in the ring. Bigelow dragged (I can't believe I actually saw it on tape) KOJI KITAO to a watchable match. HELL! Bigelow dragged LAWRENCE TAYLOR to a watchable match. So Bigelow's been in with the True Kings of Wrestling Suck and made them look good. Bigelow is feeling it against Wrath- bumping for him, trying to brawl with him, ANYTHING to get something out of him. Wrath- who really does suck- is a crappier brawler than he is a regualr wrestler. And he SUCKS as a regular wrestler. The dream is SOOO over Mr Nightstalker Person. Join Sycho Sid, El Gigante and Nitron- you fellow honorees in the Annals of Big Guys Who Weren't Very Good Now Were They.
THERE YOU HAVE IT.
DEAN RASMUSSEN.
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