The Monday Nitro Workrate Report

A weekly look at what did and didn't work on Monday Nitro by Dean Rasmussen

Monday, January 12th, 1998

What Worked
Golly! Benoit vs Malenko was about as good as it gets. Malenko's released German Suplex was AWE-INSPIRING, as was the highly improbable roll-up out of backslide out of a Tiger Driver- which I have NEVER seen before. Benoit was great. Malenko was great. The postmatch will be great if Benoit and Malenko get to wrestle their way out of this Raven's nest angle and into the world of cool matches, like this one. I loved the short-arm scissors into a powerbomb and the whole friggin Magilla. Terry Taylor books freakin circles around Sullivan so far.

Booker T is SUCH the perfect TV champion because he can have good matches with any of the good/great workers in the Heavyweight/quasi-Heavyweight realm and heat that momma up to the point that its good television. They may have really stumbled upon something REALLY big with Booker T- something I was hoping they would figure out- that Booker T as the TV champ means another good match mid-card to go with the Cruiserweight match. Booker T sells both fat-ass suplexes from Saturn like a FUCKING KING, and hits his limited batch of spin and scissor kicks. The WWF restart was too goofy, but I'm glad they kept the belt on him. This Rick Martel feud will really suck if they kill the belt yet again by putting it on the fossilized former AWA champ.

The Jericho angle is great and it could be NUMBER ONE AND THE BEST if he can just get to that Ultimate Warrior level of self-delusion and grotesque pretentious self-absorption. THAT would rock like a hurricane. AND How dare that little bastard interrupt while Lionheart had the crowd in the palm of his hand! I'd give him strange backbreaker variations too, the little masked glory-hogging freak. I'm hoping that the Juventud vs Rey match gets a longer time than this on Thursday, though this did well in starting the Juventud heel-turn. Plus Juventud keeps the belt a while longer. I just hope Rey puts him over clean Thursday to establish Juventud more and make him more of a player in the division. And I'd rather see Juventud trip over the top ropes than see Lex Luger do a Flying Space Tiger Drop.

HEY! Black Cat vs Marty Jannetty was technically good, though it was inexplicably weird. Jannetty's Al Snowbomb was lacklustre but that DDT by Black Cat Whomped my Ass with Concussive goodness. The truly embarrassing Rocker crap postmatch our boy Marty and the fact they didn't call his finisher a fuckin FACE-CRUSHER were also in the way of me digging this match too much.

Hell with it. Goldberg and Jerry Flynn did an conceptually interesting match that you never see in the Big Two with lotsa half-ass submissions and stuff they'll never be cool enough to REALLY pull off but it was cool that they attempted it, so I'll give them props for that. Goldberg sold a little and bled hardway, so hell, I can't hate it.

The Savage turning on Nash angle was neato and makes for fun on Thursday in an area I wouldn't look for fun (except for Elizabeth's lowcut dress HAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAAHAHAH!!!.... Ah, the Midnight Choker Joke! I KILL me!!). Nash still sucks WAY too hard to be stinking up my TV. The Steiners tried harder than I've seen in a while, which means I didn't openly projectile vomit onto my TV screen. There you go.

Jim Neidhart came in and was a victim to advance the smokin Flair/Hart angle and it was really effective with Flair being all Horseman-y and all. The down-side is that we will have to see Niedhart's big fat ass as he attempts to wrestle.


What Didn't Work
LANCE FREAKIN DIAMOND JOBS TO KURRGEN IN A 'handicap match." Vince McMahon can jump up my ass. Oops! Wrong.... AH CRAP!

Mongo really blows and he DEFINATELY shouldn't be going over the Role-Model/Superstar that is Lionheart Chris Jericho- but I guess it advances the angle and Mongo sold a hurricanrana off the ringpost so I can't whine too much. Chris Jericho was kind enough to admit that he lost to an inferior opponent and I have to take exception, he actually lost to lumbering, clumsy stiff who wasn't even the fourth best defensive lineman on the Bears in 1985.

Nash and Hall REALLY stink. God. They REALLY stink. I mean REEEAAAALLY stink. Stink. In that match against the Steiners, they weren't afraid to really stink. They really stink.

Hugh Morris wrestled Lex Luger and it was the first time in a while that collossal stiff Luger actually OUTWORKED someone in the ring. Morris is a giant mountain of crap now. He is nothing at all in terms of doing anything interesting in the ring. He has joined the Giant in the Big Guys With Lotsa "Athletic Ability" Who Suck and Blow Simultaneously.

Hey! MORE FRIGGIN LUCHADORES!

Where was EDDY, UD, and Fit Finlay??!?!?!

GOD! Giant and Nash posting bond of 1.5 Million dollars to make sure we get to see a match that will feel like the equivalent of a total prostate exam was too funny to even contemplate.

THERE YOU HAVE IT!

DEAN~!




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