Juventud Guerrera vs Psicosis was tres fantasmic. I loved the ode to Rey-through-Juventud-assuming-the-role-of-Rey-when-Rey-does-that-El Hijo del Santo-crucifix-legs-scissors-stuff-whenever-he-wrestles-Juventud spot. Psicosis and Juventud plays up to Lucha Libre crowd by doing the whole foule shpiel which seemed to have gotten over with the gringos too, gauging from the bizarre pop. Psicosis has the SWANK white Spring ensemble that rocks it like a hurricane as his hair is reaching the old wig's length. Psicosis kills himself when Juventud drop kicks him as he jumps over the top of the ropes and we all discover- HEY- the 450 is over. WHIP ASS! I wanna see the commercial time part of the match. Rematch on Thunder for twelve minutes would be nice too.
Kidman isn't ready yet to wrestle Ultimo Dragon in a match that can show the strengths of UD. This match shot for a Japanese style of mat psychology but Kidman isn't gonna hang with UD on the mat for another four years I'm guessing and to go total Lucha wasn't gonna happen either so we got a Mid-Atlantic Indie Lt Heavyweight match, so it wasn't the best of all world's, but it was still pretty good. I loved the super cretin Lucha submission that UD pulled out of his heinie and UD has the best corner hurricanrana in the biz. I'm wondering if the Flock stompdown is gonna lead to something.
HEY! Regal's back! WOO-HOO! His match against Booker T wasn't that great- as holes in Booker T's offense gets exposed as he keeps wrestling single and Regal's had pneumonia for a month so this wasn't one for the ages. It was still good to see Regal again even if he wasn't working as stiff as he should have.
Raven is -Surprise!- really good. His match against Disco was pretty good. I loved the armdrag onto the chair. Disco is the best wrestler with a crappy offense this side of Shawn Michaels, and DI doesn't seem to be as much of a shithead as HBK, so that accounts for something. DI takes a couple of bumps like a man, Raven takes some bumps like a man. HEY! We have a good Monday match past the first Totally Whip Ass first hour. SWANK DDT.
The pro-Lucha audience was working, especially the guy with the Fishman mask. "I like my rudos REALLY old!"
I'm crazy, but the Mongo/DBS brawl was WAY cooler than it should have been. It was loads better than their attempts at actually wrestling.
Jim the GutAsHeavyAsAnAnvil Neidhart vs Scott Hall was the absolute dreck of Nitro. Niedhart makes Luger look like Akira Maeda mad on a Saturday night. Poor Hall had to throw his back out trying to Outsider Edge Captain KegGut and we all had to watch it. Neidhart is so not good. No. Not at all. Dusty cheats and whatnot. Woo-hoo!
Hulk Hogan jacking off on screen is fine for ratings, I guess. They should try to limit him to fifteen to twenty minutes. He tends to run out of things to say and they got- Hell- 95 other wrestlers I'd rather see. Crap, probably 100. The sniveling of Bischoff as he smooches the thong-intensive fat ass of Hogan is pretty funny once you realize that it's not a work.
Hey! Buff puts over Scott Steiner. The Steiners are breaking up. Maybe the breakup will be so traumatic that they will retire and get a real job helping the homeless- Scott can volunteer to be an inflatable tent or something. That would make all this shit worth it. Buff needs to get in some real wrestling matches again.
HEY STING! IT'S A FUCKING PILEDRIVER! You SUCK. (One hopes that Super Calo or some other smart Luchadore beat the piss out of the pseudo-Crow for being such a no-selling shithead with the most protected move in Lucha Libre. Next time it happens, Lucha goons and a Columbian Necktie.)
THERE YOU HAVE IT!
DEAN!
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