Psicosis killing Lodi was pretty great. I'm guessing that Lodi actually broke his ankle on the bump before the ringpost moonsault by the way Lodi collapsed like a 1994 WCW PPV main event when Psicosis landed on him. Psicosis' hair is getting big enough to dwarf the wig he used to wear. It's time for the real Psicosis push already. The good news for Lodi is that he can just do what he's been doing and still get the same mountain of heat- but just now he'll do it on crutches. Mad phat props to Lodi the NC native for going out with a bang. You're ankle was crushed a REAL cool looking highspot, if that's any consolation.
Konan really worked his wildly inconsistent hinder off in a match where he puts over Master Of Bookerman Hypnosis, Prince Iaukea. Did this WCW Latina deal include WCW giving Promo Azteca 8000 bucks a week for TV production improvements in return for Konan putting over everybody on the roster in alphabetical order? Buddy Lee Parker- you're on deck! Prince is a better worker than everybody at the top so I'm not gonna begrudge his push. I mean, if they push Psicosis and Ultimo also. More.
Despite the comical ending, Benoit beating the holy jumpin' crap out of Booker T was really great. The actual match was kinda goofed-up in spots, but the parts that worked rocked like a hurricane- the locomotion suplex, Northern Lights ode to Hase the king of all fucking wrestlers suplex, the blood-curdling chops, the basic overall shit-stomping stiffness- I loved it. Booker T didn't get much in, so I'm guessing that they are heading for a feud and they wanted Benoit to look good against the much larger man- so this worked. Booker T's big match of offense is next I guess. This on PPV would really whip ass since Benoit is a better fit for Booker T than Eddy- because Benoit is the World's Most Talented POWER Wrestler and Eddy is only the World's Most Talented Wrestler. Booker T being a good Power wrestler matches up with Benoit better because they can beat the holy fudge out of each other and it doesn't look like such a size difference problem. And then Eddy can challenge Benoit for the TV belt for nine straight PPVs and I'll be happy as crap! WOO-HOO! And a SPINEROONI to boot! JIM'S WIFE!
Page vs Sting was WAAAAY better than I expected it to be. Maybe DDP should start challenging for the World title more often because he's now had a good actual wrestling match against the big load, Hogan and a good actual wrestling match against much bigger load, Sting. Hell, he had THREE good matches against Savage. My guess is that Page is currently the best wrestler of that style- 80's US Pro Style, and that's why he does so well against the old guys and looks like such dogcrap against Benoit and 90's Japanese style guys- too much of a style clash. The finish was clean; Sting remembered his last good match (Cactus Jack- falls count anywhere) and tried to work for the first time in a while. I got no complaints.
Fit Finlay REALLY beat the Merciful Dogpoo out of the fluffy and luxurious Lorenzo! MAN OH MAN I WAS DIGGING THAT THE FUC... oops! That was WCW Saturday Night. Sorry! But anyway, it ruled...:)
Scott Steiner and Wayne Bloom really stunk up the joint. Steiner gets slight props for writing "SuperStar" right on the part of his pants where they house his funny parts- thus courageously drawing undue attention to his steroid-ravaged genitalia. Bloom is so spooky lookin' in a Montreal afterhours club kinda way.
Piper needs to stop. NOW. Go home. Back to Oregon. Remember that GOOD match he had? Well- THAT WAS FREAKIN 19 and 83 and AT LEAST GREG VALENTINE- God bless him- HAS THE DECENCY TO ONLY APPEAR OCCASIONALLY ON SHOWS THAT HE KNOOOWS I TAPE SO I CAN HAVE THE LUXURY OF FAST FORWARDING THROUGH THEM. Stop it, Piper. Stop it right now. You were never even HALF as good as Flair and even HE can't do anything good now. Imagine how much of an embarrassment you're becoming.
Goldberg Goldberg Goldberg. To paraphrase Hangman Tim, they tried to market a Goldberg t-shirt but it wouldn't sell.
British Bulldog wrestled I think. I can't really remember who though. Me remembering anything about a non-Hart or Vader DBS match would be like me remembering to put out the recycling every other Wednesday. It just ain't gonna happen.
A Bat Match? You've GOTTA be fuckin KIDDING me. The thirty dollars is STILL safe.
APOLOGIZE TO GRANDMA~!
DEAN!
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