The Monday Nitro Workrate Report

A weekly look at what did and didn't work on Monday Nitro by Dean Rasmussen

Monday, June 22nd, 1998

What Worked
Golly! That Chris Benoit vs Bret Hart match was pretty frickin beautiful- even with the world's crappiest screwjob. Sometimes I forget that Bret Hart is the best actual heavyweight in North America and matches like tonight remind me. The funny thing is that Curt Hennig's matches against Benoit were almost this good so it makes me wonder how different Hennig would be looked upon now if he'd have been programmed with the North American Great Match Machine That The Marks Call The Canadian Crippler and was actually beaten into actual wrestler shape- as opposed to the useless sack of crap that Hennig is now. Bret Hart REALLY wasn't afraid to take a PHAT ASS Dragon Suplex right on his head and Bret wasn't afraid to work stiff as holy hell for the first time since he left Stampede wrestling over a decade ago. Benoit was magnificent selling for and then beating the hell out of the legendary Hart. What I didn't understand was the screwjob. It's BRET FRICKIN HART! The Misawa of North America! (to quote a certain Big John.) Benoit will put Booker T and EVEN MENG over clean as a sheet- how would it POSSIBLY hurt Benoit if he loses to Bret Hart in a match as competitive and skull-crushing as this one. I just HOPE TO GOD that we don't have an extended Benoit vs Stevie Ray debacle. On the other hand, a nine year Bret Hart vs Chris Benoit feud would be really really really really really really really great. This was top drawer for free TV. The real funny thing was that I was watching this match while I was at home for lunch today and was diggin it and when I got back to work, the first song pumping through the company muzak system was SUNDOWN by Gordon Lightfoot- A CANADIAN!!! Tripendicular, wouldn't ya say? Oh wait.....

Magnum Tokyo and Yuji Nagata had a good little match. Tokyo is so good for such a young punk and he showed a fraction of it in this baby as he takes the lowroad and goes for a poor man's Alex Wright gimmick. SWANK Explo(i)der by Yuji and he looked like he was gearing up to return to the land of stiffness, massive no-selling, and challenges to "run into the ropes and hit me!"- the wild and wacky world of New Japan Wrestling. Tokyo didn't hit his bee-yoo-tee-full Full Asai Moonsault but we'll be seeing enough of that as soon as they hit Michinoku Pro- which is my favorite rumor that I'm REALLY wanting to believe. Hoshikawa vs Dragon Kid! Judo Suwa vs Super Delfin! The Great Sasuke vs Seamoo Nobunaga!! WOo~HOO!

Eddy is wrestling half-speed because he's depressed and losing to everybody so this angle begins to suck. Eddy half speed is still enough to work in the grand scheme of things and Alex Wright is really starting to work stiff enough to be considered an actual European wrestler. So there.

Hey! Rocco Rock did that Lucha Fireman's Carry Takedown and there was Horace Boulder who was in FMW that has a bunch of good matches and Sickboy is quite the up-and-coming talent and Johnny Grunge really busted his ass to put on a good show and..... AW HELL!


What Didn't Work
Golldammit! I wanted to like it but the TPE vs Horace and Sickboy was too stinky to like. We can discontinue the Rocco Rock hot streak. Oh well. There's always Thunder... (shudder)

Goldberg really sucks. Poor Rick Fuller- who can work circles around this poorman's Mark Gastineau- having to job to this total sack of shit. Feel the Nikitaization.

Mongo vs Stevie Ray REALLY sucked it like a man. Who in the back said, "Let's have these two wrestle a REAL LONG TIME! It'll heat this budding feud up if the people know that Mongo and Stevie Ray can go just as long as Benoit and Booker T! Maybe a Best of Seven for THESE TWO! OH MAN!!" Mongo stinks. Stevie Ray stinks. Stink. Stinky. Stink. My Fast Forward wanted to lose this match "Like Grampa Taking Out The Trash." But I watched all of this cavalcade of feculence. For YOU. Who loves ya? That's right. It's me. I'm your boy.

Konan vs Scotty Riggs SHOULD have worked but they blew too much stuff and Konan is very style-specific: Lucha or Power Wrestling (though he's not overly proficient at either). Konan can have a good match with really good wrestler- say Norman Smiley on up the list. Scotty Riggs is a good worker who can have a good match with a good worker. Konan needs more than Riggs can bring to a match and this match dies. I've seen lots worse, but this doesn't get the nod.

I'm crazy, but I think Kevin Greene could be a good wrestler if he ever goes full time. He seems to have a better feel for it than the other famous football players who profess to be wrestlers- Mongo or Goldberg (hint: Greene sold like a MOTHER FUCKER in that tag match against Flair, Goldturd. hint: Greene can run the ropes without falling all over himself and his opponent, Mongo.) This match was against the Giant. So there you have it. Add in a run-in and you have nothing that resembles a wrestling match. Jacksonville was having a good time I guess. Who gives a shit? This is nothing that will lead to nothing good. HEY! Kevin Greene will definately outwork the Giant, Hennig and Goldberg- and that's a Goddam shame. I don't know what those other three are doing, but it sure ain't wrestling.

Everybody talked a whole bunch and yammered on about nothing or something, I dunno. My Fast Forward Button said, "This is all Tooo Sweeeeet..."


THERE YOU HAVE IT.

DEAN.




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