A problematic Nitro- All the horror is overshadow by the shining beacon of the LATINO WORLD ORDER. I am BORN ANEW!
Juventud and Jerry Flynn had quite an acceptable little match. Juventud shows everyone how to make Flynn's spinning kick look totally man-sized. Then Juventud gets all stiff and powermove intensive. Flynn does the Savio kick over the top to nowhere because he IS a man. Juventud continues to Diamond Cutterize the Juvie Driver as he pulls it out of nowhere. I guess the long Cruiserweight match is later.
American society is becoming so fragmented more and more these days and it's one of the most serious flaws in our social fabric- so much that there is no one coherent unifying force and no common shared experience that defines us as Americans. Even wrestling fans are divided- half of them like the crap on WCW and the other half like the crap on WWF. Then Ed Leslie came out and wrestled Lenny Lane and we- AS A NATION- turned the station to see if the Packers had scored against the Vikings yet. Wasn't that a GREAT FEELING? We Americans- IN UNISON- flipping over to the TRUE American pasttime for a minute to avoid the turd Ed Leslie- it was like Mark Maguire was hitting number 62 all over again. God Bless America and God Bless Professional Wrestling.
I like Saturn and I love Lizmark Jr but this wasn't a whole lot to love but enough to survive the cut. Eddy needs to give Lizmark Jr a hip tee-shirt already. Saturn kicks like a pansy.
HEY! Benoit was smacking folks around! Get him in the ring already!
Psicosis and Kidman had a great, great match- Psicosis was sufficiently bump-intensive and he did what he does best- supply the psychology. Kidman is feeling it as he did the Black Warrior Hip-Toss to NOWHERE that set-up Psicosis killing himself with a toprope tope. Back in, they set-up lots of really cool nearfalls as they go all Malenko/Guerrerro with the roll-ups. Then they go into lucha finishers with Psic hitting a weird Hurricanrana. Kidman does the cool point of psychology of going for the pin after the Rydeen bomb instead of the usual Rydeem into a Shooting Star Press, thus allowing Psic to get in the Moonsault Knee to the Head. Kidman returns the favor by killing him with a knee to the head during the Shooting Star Press after Psic misses the toprope rana. My question is WHERE WAS EDDY!?! PSICOSIS IS RIGHT THERE! How does Psicosis get into the Latino World Order? Cheat to get the win, Psic is over as a bastard rudo Cruiserweight champ and the Latino World Order is already one up on the Horsemen because the lWo would have produced the belt. This ain't Japan. These are luchadores! Mexico has produced cooler angles than Memphis has ever dreamed of! Here was the big chance to get Eddy's new deal over big, all they need to do is use a LITTLE BOOKING! (I'm just kidding.) ((Not really.))
Hey, I'm for whatever it takes to get Sonny Ono away from Kaz Hayashi- EXCEPT FOR THIS! The Shat Ernest Miller is the fucking worst. Jason Hervey is a fucking booking genius. WCW can eat my ass.
Wrath sucks. If you sawed the arms off of either of the Villanos, they'd STILL be nine times the wrestler this load of shit will ever be. Sell SOMETHING, you craphead.
The punking of the Black and White by the Wolfpak wasn't very intense except for Bret Hart going all Memphis on Sting. I tried to get all of LaParka standing around in a blue T-shirt on the permanent tape. So why wasn't he wrestling tonight?
The Warrior- who ain't movin those T-shirts- talks a REAL long time- and then Scott Steiner burns it up on "the Stick" and Monday Night Football experiences a weird inexplicable spike in the ratings for the beginning of the third quarter. Buff jobs to his mom. It wasn't as disturbing as THAT sounded.
HEY! Rick Steiner- who STILL uses the Buff-Buster Bulldog as sloppily as ever- proves that he's the sloppiest wrestler to still be allowed to work in the US by almost breaking Bryan Adams neck with one his sorry powerslams. Rick Steiner needs to be driven from this sport before he kills somebody with his shitty wrestling.
BOY! That was the most un-redneck barroom brawl III've ever seen. These guys suck. My friend John once did a front standing Bulldog on a guy who picked a fight with him at dancenight at the Metro once. That was for free. And It was A LOT cooler than this weak shit. During the Search For The Drunken 56-Year-Old-Lady Molester, I was hoping that we'd get the debut of Sandman as the pilot of the helicopter as a sort of role reversal of his dynamic role in the ECW promotion- but you can't have everything.
Hogan on "the Stick". Boy, the Vikings are really beating the shit out of the Packers.
The Bret Hart/Sting brawl started well, but meandered too much. They should watch tapes of Fit Finlay/Steven Regal and Chris Benoit/ anybody to see how you should go about getting an entire auditorium WAAY into a brawl. This was the polar opposite.
THERE YOU HAVE IT.
DEAN RASMUSSEN.
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