Fit Finlay vs Dave Taylor was good, but really pales in comparison to the Benoit matches (Well... what the fark doesn't?) but it was short, well-executed, solid and semi-stiff. I'm guessing that Taylor doesn't have the ass-stomper in him, that he's more of the Malenko of the Euro3, so this wasn't all that, but I'll take it. Hell!
Yuji Nagata vs Psicosis was pretty good, even if the ending was too goofy to be described. Yuji kicks the crap out of him and Psicosis does a little flying, including an insane guillotine off the apron. If Yuji gets his intensity up to a decent level, this could be a good feud.
Perry Saturn gets the now slightly less-worthless belt from the Scotty Riggs With A Gimmick- Disco Inferno. I got no beef with this, even though Saturn is still obviously too injured to be in the ring. Hell, at least he can wrestle and God knows he can take a Hellish bump. DI needs to be rebuilt and taught some hotter moves yesterday.
Scott Hall continues to keep himself out of total loathesomeness by jobbing clean to Jericho. Jericho got all stiff with him, which was good. The postmatch AMAZING EXCITEMENT WITH LARRY "LARRYLAND" Zbysko CHALLENGING THE STUPENDOUSLY INCREDIBLE SCOTT Hall was the AWESOMELY EXCITING, they would have us believe.
Hennig/Luger worked because I knew immediately that I could check up on the weather patterns that are emerging around the nation. HEY! There's a big low pressure front moving through the midwest keeping temperatures really nice and it's also driving the rain out of the southeast.
Mongo vs Ray Traylor [Hey, it's only Ray Traylor.(tm-GP)] sucked a whole bunch. It reminded Phil of the WWF Saturday Main Event from 1988- maybe an Akeem the African Dream vs Hacksaw Jim Duggan level match. BOY! It won't good. Mongo Sucks. Traylor is washed up. Welcome to Hell.
The Philly Streetfight was possibly the worst match ever in the history of streetfights. Loose, listless, sloppy, and bloodless is no way to through life if all you can do is brawl. Welcome to the Nothingness that is the Heyman Creation called The Public Enemy. At least, Rick Steiner got his no-selling, sloppy, lazy head busted open at the end, even if it was only accidentally. This match was too incredibly shitty to waste a perfectly good "the Steiners suck if Hase ain't in the ring" joke on. All four of these guys need to go and Wrestle No More Forever.
Same old midnight choking yammering by everybody old enough to need a facelift, and it was funny that Bischoff admitted that Hogan was past his prime, though I'm sure he didn't realize it. Who gives a shit about Hogan vs Sting?
THERE YOU HAVE IT.
DEAN!
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