Happy New Year! The King of the Death Matches is WWF World ChampioN! Fuck Tony Schiavone!
Brian Armstrong is having good hardcore title matches and Al Snow was no exception. Snow looked good for the first time in forever, and they did all that hockey Al Snow in the snow stuff. I liked how they worked this one, giving it enough time to all play out. A lot of cool garbage spots too, loved the toilet paper and dead plants. And in hindsight, saving Road Dog's STICK work for the main event was pretty keen.
3H vs. Mankind was a sucky short match but it all led to great stick work and isn't *that* what Dean has been saying all along?
Rocky did a funny Slam Jam promo. And Lawler said schmozz.
I liked Kane vs. the Stooges more than I would usually dig a Kane match because I love seeing vets take old school bumps. Kane still sucks but he hasn't feuded with Undertaker all year so I didn't totally hate him this week.
Mankind vs. The Rock was a real mother fucking title change. You know how in Wrestling With Shadows Bret Hart kept saying that wrestling is more real than you think? This is what he was talking about. This one had it all (well, except for technical wrestling, a clean finish and a weed whacker) from beginning to end: great angle, hot crowd, super storyline, psychology, bumps, internet hype! Really, Mick's honest dedication of the fight to his kids was number one and the best. And that's what I mean about it being real. He didn't run around the ring like a kid because it was in the script. He meant it when he said that it felt really good. This is the only title change I think I've ever marked out for since I learned everything there is to know about pro-wrestling. And the little things, like Austin giving him the win and popping the house without stealing any of Mankind's heat, and looking happy for him, DX and Road Dog putting him over huge, and Billy Gunn doing the single best timed spot he's ever done knocking out Ken Shamrock. Hell, all it was really missing was Jim Ross.
Ken Shamrock and Steve Blackman weren't up for it this week and weren't all bad but throw in the going nowhere Dad Severn angle and I say no.
I would have bumped Edge vs. D-Lo up a notch because they wrestled clean for more than three minutes and D-Lo has some awesome powerbombs. Edge would be wise to shape up or ship out the plancha. Yeah so anyway, there was this really bad finish which I can't get out of my mouth so this DIDN'T WORK. The Terri Runnels miscarriage angle was bad for more than one reason, if you will. I mean, besides the utter tastelessness of it was Terri Runnels' pained screeching. One can only feel so sorry.
Godfather is over like super glue and he and Test did something with their allotted time and there were, like, 4 hos just hanging around looking for a guy like me, but somehow it was too little too late to save it from the inevitable non-workingness of a run-in DQ.
Hey, Curtis Iaukea is coming to the WWF!
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