The Funk & Jack parking lot attack on the Outlaws was pretty COOL. My
favourite lines from the NAO are the throwaways like, "I'm half drunk".
You know, Michael Cole is such a weenie, who do he and Kevin Kelly have
pictures of?
Hey, I wanna hang out with Shawn and Hunter. They've got a pool table
AND a bar! Holy crap do I ever want to hang out with these guys!
The Funk & Jack parking lot attack on the Outlaws was pretty COOL. My
favourite lines from the NAO are the throwaways like, "I'm half drunk".
You know, Michael Cole is such a weenie, who do he and Kevin Kelly have
pictures of?
The video tribute to the American Dream kicked my motherfreakin' ass!
Holy crow!, and the footage of Rick Rude selling his fargin' ass off
ruled! Hey, who wouldn't be proud of beating Ric Flair 25,000 times in
a row? Dusty is just the best wrestler to make fun of. And I'm even gonna
give props to Bradshaw vs. Goldust because I CAN! I loved the finish. I
mean, I know it was a lame ass match and all but Goldust gettin' on the
mic and demanding Bradshaw bump all over the ring for him was the best ever.
In a few years Dustin, you won't need that padding. IN PUHLIC IF YOU WEEL!
Oh man, the WWF just rules at the old video profile. Steve Austin's
road to Wrestlemania was about as well done as it could be. I wanna
know who's responsible for putting stuff like this together 'cause
they deserve the recognition.
Owen Hart carried Marc Mero to a good match. Owen really makes it
look easy to wrestle. Everything he does is graceful and seemingly
effortless. Unlike the other kind of effortlessness that passes for
wrestling on Raw lately. Owen's the king, selling the low blow like
a pro. The post-match crap was ok because the crowd was hot, which
usually makes a lousy angle better.
The Steiners and the LOD break up the same week. WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!!
Right down to the Hawk/Rick "I'm not talking to you" walking interview.
Typical "let's throw a match on TV" match, I can't say anything about
it I haven't bored you with before. The New Age Outlaws have developed
their characters well but they're still mediocre in the ring. I'm
looking forward to Hawk vs. Animal like a root canal (which isn't
true because I'd MUCH rather have a root canal since at least it comes
with pain killers).
What the hell is Shamrock doing in the WWF?! God, I hope Frank has
enough sense to stick with kickin' some real ass. Can you just imagine
The Shamrock Brothers? Woo hoo!
The D.O.A. versus the Truth Commission? Can someone just kill me now?
Hey Vince McMahon, you can just eat my dick, ok? Was is really fucking
necessary to expose TAKA by putting him in with Windham and then have
that piece of shit Kane drop him on his head? The chokeslam itself was
a slap in the face to the man who once used to have good matches, Kane
placing him on the mat more than slamming him. Damn, and I was actually
psyched for Windham vs. TAKA since the match-up brought back memories of
a good Windham vs. Scorpio match from way back when.
I kind of like Steve Magicman for some reason. He has no charisma and
no proven ring ability (although he shows the proverbial potential),
he just looks like a nice guy. The match was nothing special
though and Rocky's letting his character go overboard and become
obnoxious, and not in a good way. Is Faarooq Asad letting his afro
grow? It looks like it, and I hope he goes hog wild. I like this
guy too even though he's a crappy wrestler.
The NWA time warp match happened. What in the world happened to you
Jim Cornette? This isn't good old fashioned wrestling, it's just old.
Ollie
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