I'm still not sure if I am happy about the fact that RUN-DMC and Aerosmith lowered themselves as to appear on stage with Kid Rock. The segment was neat but it's still Kid Rock.
What Worked
Jackie proved she was a real man and took a beating
from Jeff Jarrett to get him over more. Jackie will always wildly bump
and she stepped into the King-Sized clothesline. I have no problems with
that.
The number #1 contenders tag match was good
as a 10 minute match occurs in a three minute time frame. I like the idea
of Edge and Christian going over because the potential to move the titles
off of the big non-workers just took another step towards becoming a reality.
The Hardys actually play the dominant team for
once in their WWF lives as they rough up the Hollys. Erin O'Grady, who
had done nothing since showing up in the WWF, finally gets to do a bit
of wrestling. Matt and Jeff continue to come up with creative new double
teams like the suplex into senton combo. The Hollys get the surprise win
but pay for it in the end so no complaints will be forecoming.
I was so close to being right. Back
in July, I thought it was going to be Bob Holly and Al Snow rehashing each
other's failed gimmicks. Instead Snow's rehashing his own failed gimmicks.
I'm giving myself an A for effort.
What Didn't Work
This week's winner of the ambiguously gay
award (previous winners: Lenny, Lodi and The Rock) is Val Venis as he checks
out the Big Load's dick. The Big Load then does what any red-blooded American
would do - beats the shit out of
him. Still wasn't any good though.
Speaking of the Big Load, how on God's green
earth did he manage to get so much camera time. Was it because his slow
fat ass couldn't get out of the camera shot quick enough? Just my theory.
It's pretty bad that the women's hardcore match
was better than the men's hardcore matches the WSEF has been having recently.
It might have made the top half of the column had they shown the whole
match. But alas Tori and Ivory continue to reside down here.
The tag title switch was an overbooked piece
of shit that looked like it came straight from the blood laced pen of Paul
Heyman.
Someone please give Pat Patterson a Manzier.
I was blinded by pasty whiteness so I missed the actual match.
Jericho's all talk, no wrestle act is wearing
thin. The PPV can't come quick enough for him.
I don't remember details of the D'Lo Brown
- Steve Blackman match but since it had Blackman in it I am assuming it
goes down here.
The world's most heatless crowd gets what they
deserve - a Triple H/Billy Gunn main event. With a Kane run-in to boot.
Fuck You!
PHIL THE RIPPER RIPPA!
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