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"Turner, unwilling to actually take any part in anything having to do with wrestling besides getting money, would send a bunch of incompetent idiots to take his place. The incompetents would begin by hiring Vince's own wrestlers to interfere in the match, but due to getting a much larger paycheck, the turncoat performers would get fat and lazy and get the shit beat out of them by Vince. Seeing this, the incompetents would quit and be replaced by a comittee including Kevin Nash, who would fake an injury while the rest of the comittee would vote on doing the exact same strategy throughout the match, even though it never seems to work. Eventually the comittee would quit as well, and Vince declared the winner by forefit." Croooooow (school), on Who Would Win - Vince vs. Ted?
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