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"Take the following quantities: the number of representatives in the House of Representatives; the number of runs given up this year by Orioles' relief pitching; the number of drops of grease in an order of large fries at McDonald's; the number of women having gone to bed with Wilt Chamberlain; the number of interns having knelt before Bill Clinton; the number of heel/face turns made by Lex Luger since 1986; and the number of Tim Horton's donut shops located in Canada's Maritime Provinces. Add them together and you'll have an idea of how many times the F-bomb was dropped from wrestlers at the microphone this evening."
Jeff Amdur, review of CZW 8/12/00 show

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